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[notxinxitxalone]

so last night i was asleep and i had this CRAZY dream. me and someone(names arent important) went into this beauty salon store and i have no idea why but whatever. so we walk in and this fed ex guy brings in a package and the lady at the counter's face lits up like she just saw a million dollars. and she rips the package outta the guys hand and

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[xturnedxawayx]

we coulda hung out if someone picked up their phone.

[thereuarebaby]

thats what you get for trying to insult beauty products.

[grimghastly]

Damn brian I bet it was me with you wasent it? you know you only go mascara shopping with me and we completely queen out. we goto the mall and eat pizza and be total bitches and talk about how fat all the other girls have gotten. then we go and i watch you flirt with that cute check out boy at old navy. he is sooo into you. next weekend we should go thong shopping at fredricks of hollywood and then get some fat free yogurt you fuckin queer

[notxinxitxalone]

haha its funny that you called me queer,
because i do recall you're the one living
with someone who is gay. and im not
talking about andy. and your favorite band
is 18 visions, you have NO ROOM what so
ever to talk about me being queer.

[grimghastly]

hey hey your talkin bad about people i love.......you take that back about 18 visions. and tom was like walkin right behind me when i pulled up this post it was pretty funny. and damnit 18v is not my favorite band you start that one up and ima tell everyone how you lick seamen off of sams chest hair.
now pull on over and give me some damn titty

[glassdove]

brian...maybe you should get contaccts...you seem to have bad luck with glasses. :P