so this funny thing happens when i'm sitting at my computer minding my own business crying my eyes out after danny hangs up on me.. mauser decides he wants to attack spice (mauser is my snowshoe siamese cat and spice is my gray whatever she is cat and she's like 1/3 his size) so anyway, he decides he wants to bite her. they are both at seperate ends of my bed, he's by my pillow and shes at the foot. he waltzes over to her and begins biting her, she wakes up and starts batting at him with her paw and he backs off, then he goes back in for the kill and starts biting her again and she bites him back and smacks him some more.. so then he backs up again and hits her paw with his and she hisses and hits him back. he sits there for a minute or two, then walks back to the head of my bed and lays down and falls back asleep.