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Lampshades -- When Gwayne Alfrek, the
Antipenultimate Ox, rolled a riddle over my cookfire, I thought the answer was "you send across the duck across first, and then you run before it notices the crossword puzzle," but it actually was some convoluted revolt of logic involving playing cards, lampshades, and road hazards. To this day, whenever I see a lamp, I consult my memory folds, realize that Alfrek, in so-for giving so ranging a trial, never truly intended for me, a humble thanecatcher, to ascend to my ancestral deligrification of Blood-Sworn Projector Technician, and lorn in so soft a loss, I die a bit inside.
veLociraptors -- Once when once the winds were in my way, I looked outside and saw this one tree that walked kind of like a magician. I decided to investigate, because egression is the better part of valooroaurr, but so then this dinosaur roared when i was trying to talk and totally pounced on me. He just wanted to play with my hat, though, so I let him off with a verbal reprimand. Then a raptor totally geritzt him, so I guess maybe there is some justice in this tale after all.
LaGrange -- Joseph was an explorer who liked drawing circles. One day, he invented the gravitational parking pass, but to this day, no orbital precessions have sent me or the mice spiraling into the sun. The rainflowers ask for refunds, but who listens to them, anyway. I sure don't, and I even watched the cat.
Egads -- (1) n.pL. A quandary of eLectronic gadaraminonoscopes. (2) Adj. To meLt. WrathLessLy.
Lorem -- Ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adlibbor elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim cake ad minim veniarr, quis yon nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris gruesippo nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat whoops. Duis glur aute irure dolor moon in reprehenderit in voluptate hat velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat wicked-nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint fish occaecat cupidatat non proidentmeister, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit flopper anim id est laborum.
Lighthouses --
Lampshades -- Lampshades is a country separated by vasty fish and waters. Its primary colour is sevenfold. All the old angels are hardly around anymore. Where knock is open wide, the long dust-- the long dust strives into summer. The redmarked hightalkers wouldn't ask about that, but the pigs know it in their floppy hearts and floppy ears: tomorrow is back.
Lip -- V., S. Class XIIV; declarative present paradigm: I lip, you leap, she lap, go lop, they loop, mein leapen, he lope, you larry.
Lightsteppers --
-- Lightsteppers
Limp -
Fish in a hat!-- Give the gates back.
A crane can eat with his feet.
A wild goosebug,
Two koi
jump.
The little frog wished to see such sands.