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1) If you won the lottery what would you do first?
Quit my fucking job.
2) If you were happily married and your celebrity crush came up and said "Let's go back to my room" what would you do?
Go back to their room! You know they've probably got a mini-bar and shit.
3) You're drunk in your bed at 4:47am and you need to pee. Do you pee yourself, pee off the side or the bed or actually get to the bathroom?
Try to forget about it and go to sleep but if not, go to the bathroom, of course.
4) If you had super powers what would you do with them?
Use them?
5) If you were made president what would you do?
Presidential things.
6) If you had to choose which would be your mode of transportation: luxury sedan, a limo, a vespa, a motorcycle or a speeder bike?
Vespa
7) If you could go back to high school with the knowledge you know now what would you do differently?
Nothing... except maybe fuck with even more people's heads.
8) You're on a first date and all is good, and things get a little "hot" what do you do?
This is a stupid fucking question.
9) You wake up one morning with hiccies, bruises and bite marks but you have no idea who did them to you, do you ask around or keep quiet, oh by the way your asshole is raw too?
No idea who did it to me? I guess I'd go to the police since my ass had just been raped.
10) Say your BF/GF came out to you being gay, what is your reaction?
Get the fuck out. Not because I hate gays but because I hate being lied to.
11) Say you were getting hit on by someone who used to make fun/hate you in high school but doesn’t recognize you now, what would you do?
Get them to talking about high school, bring myself up to see if they still made fun of me or not, if they did, I'd reveal myself then see what they had to say; if they didn't make fun I'd just let the past go.
12) What would be your "safety" word during sex?
Um, stop usually works for me.
13) Would you rather be a fish or a bird, seriously?
Fish
14) What is the first thing you do right after sex?
Depends... if I'm sleepy I sleep, if I'm hungry I eat, if I have to go somewhere I leave... what do most people do?
16) If you were to live in a cartoon world which would it be?
I wish I could say Daria but I'm not in high school anymore...
17) Say your ex posted sex pictures of you online, what do you do?
Nothing... what could I do? They'd be good so it'd be no big deal.
18) What events led up to when you lost your virginity?
Events? Well, I decided a few days before I lost it that I was ready to lose it, and I informed my boyfriend at the time that I was ready to do so and the next time we were going to see each other would be it.
19) Vomiting, discreet or everywhere?
I can projectile vomit right into the toilet, don't know how.
20) You are going to die tomorrow, how would you want your funeral to be done?
It won't matter, I'll be dead.
1. Have you ever had sex in a tent?
no
2. Do you own more than 100 cd's?
no
3. Have you ever been so drunk that you have passed out?
yes
4. Have you ever dated a goth?
um, no, but I have dated some very depressed people
5. Have you ever regretted a date?
yes
6. Have you ever seen a ghost/ufo?
can you SEE ghosts? no...
7. Have you ever done anything you could be arrested for?
ohh yes
8. Have you ever done anything you could go to jail for?
didn't we just cover that?
9. Have you ever broken a bone?
yes
10. Have you ever crashed a car?
yes, a few
11. Have you ever refused a date because of what your friends might think?
no
12. Have you ever listened to a song and cried?
yes
13. Have you ever seen your favorite band/singer perform live?
most favorite, no
14. Have you ever been found sleep walking?
yes
15. Have you ever dated someone a decade older than you?
not a decade but 8 years
16. Would you date someone a decade older than you?
at the age I am now, probably not... not sure
17. Have you ever sent a prank call or email?
yes
18. Ever licked your own nipple?
of course
19. Have you ever peed in public and been caught?
well I think this one time this dude might have seen me but eh *shrugs*
20. Have you ever had major surgery?
I don't think so.
21. Are you afraid of the dentist?
no
22. Do you have a tattoo?
no I have five
23. Have you had any piercings done (not including the ears)?
yes
24. Do you like scary movies?
yes
25. Do you like your job?
no
26. Do you get along with your parents?
yes
27. Do you still have all your grand parents?
no
28. Have you ever had a date with someone you met online?
yes
29. Do you ever wish you could relive your childhood?
only certain parts maybe
30. Have you ever wondered why you fill this shit in time after time?
yes