Ode to the bullied

[notyourpoet]

There was a newspiece the other night that I want to talk about. The parents of Hyannis Public Schools are bitching because of a new compliance with some federal law. 17% of children in America are obese. This school is now going to be mailing home letters to parents of elementary schoolers to let them know if their child is 5% (or more) over or

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[nintendosamurai]

Hey, for most people, it's a lot of work to be skinny! All that throwing up and not eating...it's hell!

Of course, the parents also don't want the finger pointed back at them. "If my daughter is fat...does that mean that...I'm fat?!

I think I'll take you up on that drink, but the alcoholism begins again Sundayish.

[zydastar]

They dont do those silly things in Louisiana. We dont care about such things. Silly Massachusetts.

And if you wanted to see Journey live ... for free ... you could come to New Orleans ... around Mardi Gras time ...

[nintendosamurai]

They also don't care about whether or not the person you sleep with is in your gene pool.

So, i guess in that case, it's more the parents/siblings/grandparents/cousins who would be up in arms.

Dear Carbs

[nightly_shadow]

Oh Jen, you're just upset because you're so fat :P