I have a huge crush on a girl.

haha, im so pathetic.

It's been a while...

you're still in my head.

...while I'm probably nothing but a distant memory.

Happy Crap Times Day fellow singlites!

hmmm... Good times...

meh

Okay... now this is going to be uber-long because there is countless things I really want, actually scrap that. There are countless things I really, REALLY need.

Feel free to buy all of these for me at your liesure ;)

ps. contains images that may slow down ones n00b dial-up connection.

( Uber-list part 1 )

two guys in maccas reckon i cant get beave!

god damn im bored shitless

hooray for queues!

Insert melodrama here.

WORD.

YOU WANT TO READ THIS.