Stalker postman

[nougat]

Postmen are supposed to bring joy and happiness, bearers of good news, presenting long-awaited hauls from online shopping. Yet mine instils a sense of terror. I've been buying a lot of stuff online lately (and grumbling about the rising US dollar), and usually I opt for registered mail. Most postmen knock the door, deliver the goods and disappear

Comments

[sundaytea]

LOL this is so funny! i don't think i'd even give him my number in the first place? but maybe you were sleepy, that's why. :p

now i'm glad my postman is the jovial malay uncle who will exclaim 'lucky, lucky!' when there's somebody at home to receive the parcels and then leave promptly.

[nougat]

I totally regret giving him my number! Yeah it was prolly cos I was bleary and just woke up...

I want a sane postman too. Yours sounds so nice compared to my psychotic one.

[yawningpenis]

get your boyfriend to kill him. or something.

[nougat]

Karl says he's gonna kick his ass.

[skeptic_coffee]

i beat up the guy for $3.50 GST/ SERVICE TAX INCLUDED!

[nougat]

Yes please! Haha I see you've included the registered mail charge... Woot woot

[jinxed_life]

i'll beat him up for less! GST/SVC TAX ABSORBED! hell, I'll tag team with your boyfriend for free.

[nougat]

Haha! So fierce. I haven't seen him the past few days, prolly cos I don't have any mail yet. Crossing my fingers.

[poopieyupipi]

i would definitely complain to singpost!!!

[nougat]

Hell yeah!

[_astral]

My God, never have I heard of such an incident like that!! It would have been amusing if not for all those incessant phone calls haha. But anyway, yes methinks you should complain to singpost!! What a psycho mat lol.

[nougat]

I'll complain if he continues doing it!