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38. How tall is Santa Claus?
It depends on whether he is walking deep in thought, or if he is examining little berry branches on the floor of the forest, or if he is looking at the horizon. Santa Claus is taller than the tallest elf, but shorter than the old spruce trees in Lapland.

I'M SO LONELY

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[noahbot]

santa is as tall as my chimly. that's how he drops the munchkins in.

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OH GROW UP

[zzzing]

thats my joke

[drfunmd]

Santa Claus is 7'3".

[kevinquinnyo]

More importantly, how cute is Santa Claus? Very.

ps - I cut my dick right off last night with a piece of metal i found in the street.

Peace.

[eraserhed]

you're so old sometimes

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WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW MY AGE