MY FRIDAY NIGHT AKA ZORK I THE UNDERGROUND EMPIRE CIRCA 1981

[noun]

You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have
been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to
the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the
east is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A clear glass bottle is here.
The glass bottle

Comments

[object_being]

> look at the egg

I see nothing special about the jewel-encrusted egg.

FUCK YOU TROLL
GIMME THAT EGG

[zzzing]

i found the egg too!
(look under the carpet for a surprize!)

[object_being]

that's where the adventure begins. IT'S A MAZE BITCH!

[zzzing]

BOOTS OF ESCAPING, BOOTS OF ESCAPING

WIZARD PRISMATIC SPRAY

[staticsexa]

take the bottle first!
HA HA
oh god thank you for posting this link

[cheryllayne]

I used to think that game was so awesome.

[eraserhed]

MANIAC MCGEE