Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his body's made of bread

[noun_verbs]

Oh, WikiHow, why must you let me down? Repeatedly? If only that stuff worked. Oh well. I'm still holding out hope that this will pan out. omg i have 2 go shopping guyz!!!1

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[aaronx3]

Oh Turner, don't be silly. You already are the most popular girl in school!

[noun_verbs]

omg rly?!?! do u think i shud ask out brad mchunkerson?!?!? he's dreemy!!11

[aaronx3]

I think you have a jilted view of the most popular girl in school Turner...

[noun_verbs]

Who would know more about popularity: you, or the most popular girl in school?

[noun_verbs]

BUT THERE'S SO MUCH OF THEM!! AND THEY ARE BORING!!

God bless computer science, where all you have to read is lines and lines and lines of code. And maybe some dry, boring research papers. Shit.

[scientz]

!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Turner. This was the best part of my day.

[noun_verbs]

My pleasure. Anything for a fellow Tintin fan. If you figure out how to play it (well) please enlighten me.

[outersteller]

Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his body's made of bread
Hah.
And his blood must be tasty.

Holy Christianity, Batman.
I saw it on Saturday, andtruthfully, I'd never read it before, and didn't expect it to be so...obvious. But yeah. My sentiments, exactly.

[noun_verbs]

Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his teammates drink his blood.

[outersteller]

DUDE! Jesus gets to play rugby with alcoholic vampires?!

Sweet.

[noun_verbs]

"Hey dude, me and Rhino are gonna go get totally tanked on Jesus, you comin' with?"

jesus can't play rugby cuz he's dead!

[murcielaga]

friend me back, bitch

ps: It's maria pia

jesus can't play rugby cuz his headgear is illegal

[noun_verbs]

Yes ma'am. Curse you for taking advantage of my spinelessness!