HAHA, I love how you called God an asshole :P I do agree with you. There are many holes in the stories in the bible and in the teachings of Christianity (as well as other religions). So... I have really nothing to argue about. I do think that guy is off his rocker, though. He even looks weird... o.o
You're getting too hung up on the poetic prose of the Bible. These are simply a series of musings created to instill the reader with a sense of adaration and faith. They're not a historical accord, and that's pretty obvious. I mean, where does it say "And Peter exclaimed 'What a big fuckin' lizard, Oh Lord
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Wob, I think I might disagree there. I don't think there was any intent of proving that even the righteous should suffer. To me, it clearly appeared to be a pride driven situation. God wanted satan to know that Job would not turn on him. Where's the justice in that? I don't think the idea was suffereing, I think it was god attemption to prove himself to satan... And in regards to your comment about the poetic prose... I totally agree. That's what I am pointing to. That the bible is simple prose and grand stories of the imagination. The bible is taken for truth, in all aspects... now could that have possibly been true? Absolutely not, that's all that I am saying. I am telling people that blind faith is foolish, one must understand themselves and what they feel is most appropriate for their life rather than reading what is told and following it blindly.
You are a complete fuck-up and you have no idea what you're talking about. I read the "Story of Noah" paragraph and seriously started laughing.
"So there are some 2 million different species of animals on the planet. For the benefit of god, we'll say there are only 1 million. Even though most believe noah took two of each species, that is untrue, he was to take "Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female." So something over 7 million species."
That part made me laugh the most. Oh, and if you're gonna try to type so people will think you're smart, at least do it right. You don't put quotes in quotes and not capitalize names. P.S.: The bible doesn't even say that.
And... "Post here, and say something worth hearing"
Notice how no one posted. Maybe it means something.
You know what makes me chuckle, my inferior friend? The fact that all you did was bash me. I didn't see, in any of your worthless posting, anything worth you having wasted your time saying. Look, I didn't make those statements in practice of grammar. Think, bud. If you have something to say about the argument, such as Wob did, please proceed. I find a calm discussion interesting, but if you're going to babble on with cursing and mockery, then don't bother. Excuse my lack of grammatical skill in regards to quotations. I am obviously a fool because of it. Grow up bud.
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WWJD....
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"So there are some 2 million different species of animals on the planet. For the benefit of god, we'll say there are only 1 million. Even though most believe noah took two of each species, that is untrue, he was to take "Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female." So something over 7 million species."
That part made me laugh the most. Oh, and if you're gonna try to type so people will think you're smart, at least do it right. You don't put quotes in quotes and not capitalize names.
P.S.: The bible doesn't even say that.
And...
"Post here, and say something worth hearing"
Notice how no one posted.
Maybe it means something.
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