[Locked]
Well, where to being?
I'm sure you've noticed the distinct lack of my sunshiney presence around the house, and I would have notified you sooner were it not for the... well, whatever it was the doctors here have given me. I believe I've been brought to some sort of clinic, forgive me I've been rather out of it lately, but if you could come pick me up as soon as you're able. I've found these accommodations to be rather lacking in acceptable tea and attractive nurses. All right? So dry your eyes and come retrieve your favorite cousin before I waste away! Chop, chop!
[Locked]
Hm... I don't feel any different.