Rants & Raves, Volume 2
1) Sam. Psst. When I have a lot of homework, and am PMSing, I don't care that you're spoiled for choice for universities I could never afford. I don't care that you have a job tomorrow. Really. I don't care what your mom is doing--I don't want to post anything on AIM when you keep signing off and on because you still won't tell your mother you talk to me, you FUCKING SELFISH IDIOT.
And when I have a lot of marks to keep up, well, you better shut your mouth and let me go do it. My schedule? DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!
2) Mr. Julian. Hey, I hate you! You're a selfish, arrogant twat. And sexist. You said it William III's reign? He was a joint ruler with Mary. JOINT. And Louis XV? Well, if he doesn't matter, Lady Pompadour DOES. AND CATHERINE THE GREAT IS FEMININE! SHE'S JUST NOT SUBMISSIVE AND DUMB AND ATTRACTIVE TO YOU!
Another thing, don't EVER try to sell any bullshit about men being better than women at AP exams because 'they guess more, take more risks'--that's just code for 'bullshit more because they don't pay attention in class'. What, we leave questions blank? That's just asshattery, right there. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Well, I feel better now. :)