Read:
http://www.boulderweekly.com/archive/060205/highdecibel.html and make sure you catch the link to the actual site:
http://www.eathufu.com/I don't think this is a joke. I dunno. The whois info looks legit enough. When they get some in stock, I'm thinking of ordering some. "Vegan human-flesh substitute" fills me with glee.