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[Inbox] It's not Beep, beep!

Feb 14, 2011 03:31

[There is a five second pause before the automatic message plays. The voice that plays sounds mechanical yet suspiciously familiar...]This is the voice mail for the number *******. If you are leaving a message, please press one and enter your message after the beep *Beep*. If you would like to extend an invitation to me, please press two and ( Read more... )

ic: inbox

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[voice] silvershamurai February 15 2011, 12:57:00 UTC

It isn't spam if the message actually carries some sort of importance.

What's the important part of this message?

Well.

You need a hair cut. Go get it cut. And while they're shampooing your hair, have the person clean inside your ears. Make sure they get in real deep, oi. That mass inside your skull's pretty well useless by now, so they might as well clean it out of your head, right?

[Voice] silvershamurai February 15 2011, 13:05:12 UTC

What the hell do you mean by "Elizabeth"? No way that hideous thing managed to come here with you.

Re: [Voice] novelvision February 23 2011, 18:32:21 UTC

It's not 'that hideous thing', it's Elizabeth. You're correct; she didn't come here with me, she simply flew here instead. Unfortunately, that also meant that she did not obtain the same powers that we did.

[Voice] silvershamurai February 25 2011, 04:11:17 UTC

She flew here? The hell do you mean she flew here?! How do you fly into another world!? How does she even fly at all!?

Re: [Voice] novelvision February 25 2011, 15:09:01 UTC

It's exactly as I've said, Gintoki! I woke up one day and I found her lying on the couch, no doubt spent from her efforts to reach me. Ah, Elizabeth...you're the best pet a man could ever wish for.

[voice] silvershamurai February 15 2011, 13:07:51 UTC

And why the hell would anybody send you an invite to anything?

Re: [voice] novelvision February 23 2011, 18:39:10 UTC

[One would think Katsura would realize that Gintoki is just messing with his inbox as per his instructions not to, but...no. Just no.]

Because I am a prominent figure and because the invitation would be wasted if it were sent to certain other individuals, such as you. And you are not getting half of the cake at our next party, I don't appreciate being left with the creamless half again.

[voice] silvershamurai February 25 2011, 04:13:48 UTC

I'm pretty sure I'm a lot more fun at parties than you are. And get out, you keep going on and on about how samurai shouldn't indulge in such decadent sweets, I was doing you a favour.

[He should've said something about sharing a slice of cake int he first place.........]

Re: [voice] novelvision February 25 2011, 16:46:26 UTC

Don't be ridiculous, Gintoki. You not the life of the party, you just go there to have free food. What's fun about that?

[voice] silvershamurai February 15 2011, 13:09:23 UTC

This message?

...

Yeah this one's just spam.

Re: [voice] novelvision February 23 2011, 18:40:32 UTC

[Spam though...he knows that one so he won't answer this one.]

silvershamurai February 15 2011, 13:14:09 UTC

Oi, Zura. Oi.

Is your fridge running?

novelvision February 23 2011, 18:42:20 UTC

Ah, it's running in perfect 24 ice-cube condition. Why do you ask?

[The score: Gintoki 1, Katsura 0.]

silvershamurai February 25 2011, 13:46:13 UTC

Then you'd better chase after it.

silvershamurai February 25 2011, 13:47:19 UTC

AHAH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT. HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!

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