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AVAST! 'TIS THE GREAT WHITE UPDATE.
I've been sitting in the dark listening to the rain all day, trying not to pay attention to the massive pile of boxes representing the very firm and sudden end of the happiest and most stable three months I've had in the last five years ( Read more... ) -
Forget what swan?
So at some ridonkulous hour of the morning, I really, really wanted to go to the Family Values tour, and was seriously regretting that I hadn't been able to. I would have moshed my fucking heart out for Diru, (and then buggered off before Korn got started and I was forced to jab my ears out ( Read more... ) -
HAAAAAAAUUUUS!!!!
SoIboughtthePsycholeCémuIndiesBestDVDandtheMichiwithMachLIDARZsinglefromCDJapanyesterday,sothat'sawesome,andthenIgotTheLifeAquaticandCharlieandtheChocolateFactoryfortwentybucks,whichisalsoawesomebutthat'snotimportantrightnowbecauseHOUSE!
*breathe!*
Yeah. So. I. Dude. As usual, I can't speak for the medicine, and damn do they need to work on ( Read more... ) -
HAAAAAAAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAAAAAY. Yeh scurvy sons of bilge rats.
Bein' th' flotsam-brained, jelly-legged son of a mother that I am, I have neglected to bring anything that might resemble appropriate pirate attire. Not even a bloody eye patch. I deserve keelhaulin', or p'raps a close experience with th' cat-o-nine-tails. As I have none of those, a beatin' with me non-existent peg leg'll have to suffice ( Read more... ) -
BOILING WATER AND EXPLODING BUBBLES IN THE SINUSES OH GOD
When taking a steaming bubble bath, no matter how cold your nose gets, it is very important not to let your head slip all the way under the water without plugging your nose.
I'm just a wealth of these helpful little tips, you know. -
KILL KILL KILL
So I'm doing battle with my book list. As it happens, I can either pay twice as much, and order my books from the TESC bookstore, or I can get them from Amazon for le Cheep. But Amazon is slow, and some of my books are going to take 3 weeks or more to ship. Fun. So I'm ordering them in separate orders, and having two of those orders shipped to ( Read more... ) -
*staaaaare*
WOOT IT FINISHED.
So I was right, and FOX was, of course, a big crazy pile of snow and static at eight PM. Ergo, we must pirate ze House. But I haaaaaave zee proper rip now, and all is good. Oh hohohoho.
So. Thoughts.
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Incidentally, dir_en_grey is still full of goddamned morons.
...."Agitated Screams of Maggots"?
I. I just have no words.
What the mighty blue and green fuck.
I'm fairly sure I can pass on this single. -
THIS JUST IN:
I HAVE SUDDENLY BEEN SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH THE OVERWHELMING DESIRE FOR TOUYA/YUKITO PR0N. AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO TO FIND ANY THAT DOESN'T SUCK. D: -
*crawls off to pit*
I feel yucky. Cold and kinda hungry, but mainly sick. 'Specially 'cos Pizza Hut keeps showing these adverts for their lasagne pizza on Comedy Central and SciFi, so the whole four hours time I was flopped on the couch in a stupor watching Dogma and Dead Like Me, I was bombarded by this thing. And that pizza? QP the nastiest looking thing since ( Read more... )