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[noviembre]

One question: How the hell do people get piss all over the toilet seat..seriously, is it even physically possible? I swear. It annoys me to no end, and it's disgusting. I hate campus bathrooms

Comments

[ex_nextdoor88]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

:D

[br_ken]

haha i wrote that in my comment
we're like twins! but not so much. yeah.

[ex_nextdoor88]

haha i saw it on the door too! must be popular.
i wish. you're like a super model.

[noviembre]

rofl!

[br_ken]

EW I HATE WHEN PISS IS ALL OVER THE SEAT. really now, why cant people figure out how to pee? i remember one bathroom had a poem on the door and it said 'if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie wipe the seat-y' or something. ahaha I think we should learn those kind of rhymes in school so people can realize that if they miss the toilet seat like the asshole they are, they should wipe it up. no one wants to sit in their piss okay, I'm not sure why they think we do. its not like its holy water or something.
& even when you put one of those paper seat things on, it just absorbs it in & you can still feel it soaking through. shit that is SO nasty I hate people & their nasty habits.
wow I need to relax

this is me procrastinating with math homework. I always say i work better under pressure but I have no idea if thats actually true, since i've never not done something the night before in super panic mode. good times.

[noviembre]

hahaha 'i piss holy water'.

sorry, i'm easily amused.

if it is on, i have to wipe the whole seat first with a huge wad of toilet paper, and still layer the seat with two strips of toilet paper. o.O i like to be clean, mmkay?

[brave_new_gal]

argh, that pisses me off too. so gross.

i think that's the funniest thing i've read all night! <3

[niftyspiff]

people piss on the toilet seat because they hover over the seat. like me. i mean... i dont piss on the seat. i mean.. i hover. but i can see it sprinkling.

oh my fuck.

YAAAAAAAAY TAKE PICTURES lol.
i swear i must have a.d.d.

[noviembre]

haha but i swear it's *everywhere* - anatomically impossible, dammit.

we all have add!

[doublevodka]

IHATEITWHENPEOPLEPEEALLOVERTHESEAT. My brother is just disgusting.