"Paper is borderline food."

- librarianlust
10:20 p.m. P.S.T.; February 18, 2006

If you are curious to know a certain person's sexual preference, does it mean you want to have sex with them?

K to Elliott as he was randomly chewing on the living room carpet just now:

“Excuse me! We don’t eat carpeting in this house! Your mommies are the only ones who are allowed to eat carpet around here.”

Lying here on the couch with my laptop resting on my uterine area day after day after day can't be good for me, or the baby.

Kidding! I gotcha, didn't I?

I'm losing it!

Dear K ( Read more... )

I want my representative in the U.S. House of Representatives to vote to impeach President George W. Bush, Vice President Richard B. Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, and Attorney General John D. Ashcroft for high crimes and misdemeanors, and to have the case prosecuted and tried in the U.S. Senate.

I received this lovely graphic in an email from my friend Jim today:


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New Elliott photos!


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Don't you love how I never updated before I broke my ankle, and now I do it all the time? You know why? Because I'm stuck flat on my back and I can't MOOOOOOVE! I'm pissed ( Read more... )

So K has left for work, and I'm on the couch. Elliott is in his crate, but he doesn't realize that I can't walk him. So he's whining and staring at me with those big eyes of his.

It's going to be a long day...