i'm such an idiot
Actually, i'm not an idiot at all. i just feel like one.
I called her. i dont know why the fuck i did it but i did. (and if i didnt do it. i'd be asking myself why i didnt. the conversation was interesting. and thinking about it makes me kinda chuckle. I remember every single fucking word.
i'm pimp.
"hello"
"hey can i talk to lacey please?"
"yea hey whats up"
"yea nothing. i'm just bored so i called you"
"oh thanks thats always nice john"
"oh um. it's dave"
"dave ____?"
"no its dave carmeci... from uh. woodrow.."
"wait. that sounds familiar"
"i went to middle school with you"
"um."
"well i was just skating around with your cousin accidentally. and um he like gave me your phone number and i kinda recognized the name so .. i'm sorry should i just hang up?"
"NO! noooo. don't do that. wow. yea he didnt tell me about that. are you sure it was my cousin?"
"thats what he said he was."
"what did he look like?"
i give a description
"what was his name?"
i give his name
"OMG! THATS MY EX BOYFRIEND!"
"WHAT?!"
"WHAT A JERK!"
"i'm sorry. i'm gonna go now."
"NO DONT DO THAT! dave. i remember you completely. you used to fall asleep in class!"
"haha i still do"
"this is so insane. what school do you go to now?"
"NJCU"
"oh thats awesome. you went to bayonne high for hs right?"
"yea like the rest of the town"
"do you know danielle ______?"
"haha my best friend hated her.. okay i'm kidding um. he uh. LOVED her"
"oh. cause i hate her guts"
"what?"
"dont worry. i hate her. she got into a fight with my friend"
"OH SHIT THATS WHY MY BEST FRIEND HATES HER.. wait. who's your friend?"
"well. we're more lke acquaintances. michelle_______"
"HOLY SHIT THATS HIS GIRLFRIEND!"
"okay. this is the weirdest conversation i've ever had."
and then we just kept reminiscing about shit. and we talked about all the kids at the skate park who think they're badass. and she just laughed cause she didnt get why i kept going if i hated them all so much. and i had to explain to her how i hate actually doing the course i just skate on the streets and shit and i like that park.. and she babbled on about how she cant believe i called her and how retarded this was cause her fucking ex bf gave ME her phone number and why the fuck would the bastard tell me he's her cousin?! i have no fucking clue.
so we're hanging out this week.
thats all that matters. i got through the first conversation like an idiot.
I called her. i dont know why the fuck i did it but i did. (and if i didnt do it. i'd be asking myself why i didnt. the conversation was interesting. and thinking about it makes me kinda chuckle. I remember every single fucking word.
i'm pimp.
"hello"
"hey can i talk to lacey please?"
"yea hey whats up"
"yea nothing. i'm just bored so i called you"
"oh thanks thats always nice john"
"oh um. it's dave"
"dave ____?"
"no its dave carmeci... from uh. woodrow.."
"wait. that sounds familiar"
"i went to middle school with you"
"um."
"well i was just skating around with your cousin accidentally. and um he like gave me your phone number and i kinda recognized the name so .. i'm sorry should i just hang up?"
"NO! noooo. don't do that. wow. yea he didnt tell me about that. are you sure it was my cousin?"
"thats what he said he was."
"what did he look like?"
i give a description
"what was his name?"
i give his name
"OMG! THATS MY EX BOYFRIEND!"
"WHAT?!"
"WHAT A JERK!"
"i'm sorry. i'm gonna go now."
"NO DONT DO THAT! dave. i remember you completely. you used to fall asleep in class!"
"haha i still do"
"this is so insane. what school do you go to now?"
"NJCU"
"oh thats awesome. you went to bayonne high for hs right?"
"yea like the rest of the town"
"do you know danielle ______?"
"haha my best friend hated her.. okay i'm kidding um. he uh. LOVED her"
"oh. cause i hate her guts"
"what?"
"dont worry. i hate her. she got into a fight with my friend"
"OH SHIT THATS WHY MY BEST FRIEND HATES HER.. wait. who's your friend?"
"well. we're more lke acquaintances. michelle_______"
"HOLY SHIT THATS HIS GIRLFRIEND!"
"okay. this is the weirdest conversation i've ever had."
and then we just kept reminiscing about shit. and we talked about all the kids at the skate park who think they're badass. and she just laughed cause she didnt get why i kept going if i hated them all so much. and i had to explain to her how i hate actually doing the course i just skate on the streets and shit and i like that park.. and she babbled on about how she cant believe i called her and how retarded this was cause her fucking ex bf gave ME her phone number and why the fuck would the bastard tell me he's her cousin?! i have no fucking clue.
so we're hanging out this week.
thats all that matters. i got through the first conversation like an idiot.