Jay goes to the Drive in...
While at NY With Mark, Elise, Tanya, and Jen, we went to the drive in to see Skeleton Key and 4 Brothers.
Creepy Old Lady: Hello dumb girl, take care of my paralyzed husband, and ignore how suspicious I may seem.
Dumb Girl: Alrighty, while I'm at it I'll ignore how suspicious your "lawyer" is too.
Lawyer: Well then that saves me from having to actually make myself seem trustworthy.
Dumb Girl: Oh hey, it's a dark stormy night, TO THE CREEPY ATTIC!!! Nananananananananananana ATTIC! Hey...this title key won't open this shaking door, but I bet a hairpin will!
Shaking door: Welcome to the Hoodoo room! Here you'll find creepy sewn up faces that have nothing to do with the plot, and they scare Elise too.
Creepy lady I'm actually a black lady, then I was a kid, then I was this creepy old lady! Now I'll be you Dumb Girl!
Lawyer And I was a black guy, then a kid, and then this lawyer, and I won't be turning into anyone else but it's about time my wife stop being that creepy old lady.
Audience: WTF?
And 4 Brothers wasn't that great either.
Creepy Old Lady: Hello dumb girl, take care of my paralyzed husband, and ignore how suspicious I may seem.
Dumb Girl: Alrighty, while I'm at it I'll ignore how suspicious your "lawyer" is too.
Lawyer: Well then that saves me from having to actually make myself seem trustworthy.
Dumb Girl: Oh hey, it's a dark stormy night, TO THE CREEPY ATTIC!!! Nananananananananananana ATTIC! Hey...this title key won't open this shaking door, but I bet a hairpin will!
Shaking door: Welcome to the Hoodoo room! Here you'll find creepy sewn up faces that have nothing to do with the plot, and they scare Elise too.
Creepy lady I'm actually a black lady, then I was a kid, then I was this creepy old lady! Now I'll be you Dumb Girl!
Lawyer And I was a black guy, then a kid, and then this lawyer, and I won't be turning into anyone else but it's about time my wife stop being that creepy old lady.
Audience: WTF?
And 4 Brothers wasn't that great either.