God? I know na-tink of zis God. Iz my hand on fire?

[nowihavagun2]

When it came out on my trip to Detroit with the coven that I was indeed an atheist they attacked me with the vigor of a zealot. Then I busted this on them... It wasn't quite as eloquent as this but here goes

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[danimus_prime]

To further convolute the conundrum: Can God whip up a batch that he cannot lift because of its mightiness? If he's all powerful, he should be able to, but if he's all powerful, there ain't nothin' he can't lift. So which is it?

[nowihavagun2]

Oh, shoulda' put this in the post. I heard the argument somewhere else and just wrote it out. Not my ideas, just my words.

[earthbound01]

I forget which philospher says this, but one postulates that God merely reflects on his own divinity, which I kind of always took to be a euphamism for masturbation anyway.