Comments | nowihavagun2: Old woman paradox.

nowihavagun2

Old woman paradox.

Feb 05, 2006 02:42

I work in retail. I work at a place that attracts old women. I hate old women. I hate them like hippies hate common sense (have you ever seen one use any?). They come in with beaten down hollow shells that have givin up all hope of joy because of 50 years of vapid bitching but were once strong proud men. They come in and buy knitting needles ( ( Read more... )

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The story of old ladies and pocket change dead_fishes February 5 2006, 15:46:51 UTC

But first a short and pointless aside: When I was younger, and most likely less cynical, I wrote an essay on the evils of pocket change ( ... )

Re: The story of old ladies and pocket change nowihavagun2 February 6 2006, 03:29:21 UTC

I KNEW IT!!

tmriddle1225 February 6 2006, 00:59:16 UTC

I know how you feel. . . nearly every person who fills up goes "oh I have that penny." "I might have 83 cents." Silly bastards with there change!

nowihavagun2 February 6 2006, 03:31:23 UTC

i heard there is a fire in the jungle..

tmriddle1225 February 10 2006, 00:07:36 UTC

You better warn the villagers!

pandoradls February 6 2006, 01:26:11 UTC

It's not just old women...unless Steve falls into that catagory. When I buy something, I want to pay and get out. Steve always says "Oh, I've got it" then looks to me when he realizes he has none. I can be carrying ten dollars in random change, but refuse to give it up.
.:shrugs:.

nowihavagun2 February 6 2006, 03:31:41 UTC

He's actually who I was talking about

pandoradls February 6 2006, 05:06:29 UTC

I knew it! =P