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Why is it that when my bisexual girlfriend (without the benifits of having a bisexual girlfriend "It's still cheating" shutup and plant your face in her crotch) looks at a girl and says "I'd fuck her" it's ok. Then I say "me too" and I get smacked. Further proof that the attendant that operates my guiding light is on break. Fucker deserves a ( Read more... )

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You know, it sucks to be the "funny, cynical guy". No one takes me seriously half the time. Hardly ever when I threaten someone's life. Yeah...and it especially sucks when you're constantly hitting on a female friend, and she thinks you're just "joking around". I hate life, and I hate you all. Not even joking. I think I am going to take a day ( Read more... )

Niki, tell Steve Feb. 28- March 7.

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I need to write a book on urinal etiquette because dammit, some guys just don't get it ( Read more... )

Holy shit...these things work! How did it know?!?

I lift girls and look up their skirts, and have my hands all over their asses....sorry I got called gay for being a male cheerleader today. Gay is great, Bi is great too. Really don't care what you like to do with your genitals. I just hate the stereotype. Just to be clear on this, hippies are still smelly. Women are still demons. And I am ( Read more... )