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[nowiknowforever]

Whenever I try to be ironic, people think I'm serious--but every time I'm actually right about something, everyone assumes I'm crazy. Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. If I ever get married, I'll live in constant fear that my wife will fall into the hands of sadistic kidnappers. I just know I'd be profoundly fucked if that ever

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[pirateangie]

excuse me..

good thing we're getting married.

im a great liar.

[anonymous]

excuse me, i believe jeff already proposed to me...

[bryantheartist]

bryan palacios that is..

[pirateangie]

ohhhhhhh snap.

[papp]

just propose to me already.

[skewback_snap]

we're not married, just roommates.
like three's company.