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[nox_neville]

For the past couple days, Trevor has been making weird noises, ever since he came back from his vacation I let him have (in our backyard forest). He's been pretty restless around his cage, too.
And he--
Oh no--
He just--
OH MERLIN HE--
Trevor just .... GAVE BIRTH. On my bed. To spawn

Comments

[tra_cey_davis]

...Ew.

[loony_the_luna]

That's lovely, Neville! You could always name Trevor 'Trevetta'. I think that name is quite nice. Or you could stay with Trevor, to retain her individuality.

[rons_on_fire]

The hell??

Trevor?? This is too good, Neville. And on your bed, too? I always knew I liked that thing.

[lionredmane]

Ron! Don't be such a prat. It's quite.. Oh, hell. It is intensely amusing, isn't it?

[nox_neville]

This is not something I would wish on anyone, believe me. What the devil do you have against me?!

[lionredmane]

Oh, nev. Nobody has anything against you, dear. You have to agree, though -- it's simply hilarious.

Here, this may help. Pretend that perhaps.. Malfoy was the one this happened to. Wouldn't you find it the slightest bit funny?

[unsecretive]

Um. Ew.

[pretty_vati]

oh ew, Neville. That's just gross! Think of your poor bed! Where are you going to sleep tonight?