All my female friends keep getting emails offering to help enlarge their penises. This is so unfair since, in addition to being so handily detachable, all their penises are already bigger than mine!
This reminds me of Dave Chappelle's skit in which the internet was a shopping mall and he was accosted by various people doing / saying outrageous things.
At least they haven't copied the watch-hawkers and started trying to sell replicas. I got a watch spam once advertising "Genuine Rolex Replicas!" Hell yeah, I sure wouldn't want one 'o them FAKE replicas!
One of the funniest of the penile ones I received promised to give me a, "Pussy Ripping Whale Cock!" Why they thought that would appeal to a woman even if they could do it is beyond me.
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TMI. Heehee! I think your penis is awesome. ;0
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One of the funniest of the penile ones I received promised to give me a, "Pussy Ripping Whale Cock!" Why they thought that would appeal to a woman even if they could do it is beyond me.
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