My train of thought is so far off the tracks.

[noxiousideals__]

I feel like a koala, but I'm a raccoon. Although usually a hippo or something of those likes.

My dog ate my favorite pair of underwear and I think I'm going to go Jack Osbourne on that bitch. Why the fuck does a single piece of lingerie come in pairs?

Comments

[haileydoesdisco]

Um, I dont know if you remember me, but,
I ADDED YOU!

sucks about the underwear.

[letsgotothepark]

Hahahah I thought dogs only eat shoes.

[stef_graffiti]

you weirdo

you and amanda are trying to get me stoned now ?

i thought i could handle amanda but you too
eek
shit might as well get my drunk at the same time too

you better be there tommorow my foot goes up your ass
and you NEED your fanatsy shit done alllll done, palette too !