( new years resolutions )

bahh i know i already updated today but i'm in a good mood and all ya'll wanna see is pictures anyway ( Read more... )

all morning i've been conducting an experiment as to which apple is the best one to smoke out of. my pick is unquestionably red grannies. reason being: their compactness combined with their fleshy strength is perfect for semi-long term usage and air movement.

I am so determined to write and entry in here that I won't delete an hour later ( Read more... )

So, today is Thanksgiving. Also known as Fatassus Unitusus, or the absolute most absurd and inane fucking holiday ever devised. Thanksgiving was started on (I think) the fact that we got some Indians to help us figure out how to eat corn and kill shit easier. It was kept strong by Americans because of our tendency to eat until we shit out of our ( Read more... )

sometimes, people forget how fucking amazing i really am.
the crazy bitch part tends to throw them off.

leave me an anonymous comment. especially if you don't know me.

talk shit.
tell me everything wrong with me.
tell me your biggest secret.
tell me anything.

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I think that I need to stop updating so much, but then I realize that in this day and age typing comes easier to me than handwriting does and I'm an attention-craved bitch--so livejournal is my journal of choice ( Read more... )

I've been updating like a livejournal fiend lately ( Read more... )