This amused me

[noyathena]

Last night I was getting ready to go out to dinner when grandma called

Grandma: What are you doing?
Noy: Getting ready to go out with a friend (masculine implied in Hebrew)
G: You have a friend?
N: Yes, just a friend
G: Is he Jewish?

Comments

[genissimo]

hahaha

[heathervarnum]

ha ha ha
That sounds like my mother's mother!

[lucky13horizons]

... or my mother.