Merlin (BBC) Anonymous Kink Meme

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MERLIN KINK MEME

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The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

Step One

Arthur clears his throat, and carefully puts on his low, slightly growly voice. "Merlin," he says, "I have a very important task for you."

"Anything you desire," says Merlin, with only a hint of sarcasm.

"That's what I like to hear." Arthur chuckles as darkly as he can manage, and waits, briefly, for Merlin to look confused or affronted or embarrassed.

"Well, go on," says Merlin, brightly.

Fine, maybe he's slow on the uptake, but Arthur continues undeterred. "I need you to polish my sword," he intones, letting his tongue linger lovingly on each syllable.

"Oh," says Merlin. "The big one?"

Oh, thank god, he's getting there. "The big one," affirms Arthur, and licks his lips for good measure.

"Righto," says Merlin, nods his head in a rather feeble imitation of a bow, and heads for the door.

"No - no, Merlin, you're not following me. I need this now."

"And I'm going, aren't I! See you later."

"You don't understand," Arthur tries, a little desperately. "I need you to polish my big swordMerlin waves cheerily as he closes

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[anonymous]

OMG absolutely brilliant!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

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[ruby_caspar]

I loved this so much it's not even funny - absolutely brilliant, it's made my day! LLOL!!!

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[anonymous]

Love! That was hilarious. :o)

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[anonymous]

*clutches fic* This is awesome! Arthus is alsdkjalsdjasd and Merlin is...lskdjflsjfsdf!

You WIN! *\o/*

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[animeartistjo]

"And here I am. Hello."

Oh God, MERLIN! I bet Arthur can't decide whether to strangle you or throw you against the wall and RAVISH you! <333

Much love--couldn't stop laughing pretty much the entire time!

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[anonymous]

This is adorable and hilarious and utter, utter win. :D

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[july_v]

MUHA! That made me laugh so hard! I LOVE IT!
XD *lolflash*

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[fandomlurker]

"And here I am. Hello." OMG, Merlin is so cute and yet so stupid here. I love him. Poor Arthur.

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[petronelle]

Awwww.

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[aglowlikehoney]

So many adorable and hilarious lines in this, and so true to the characters. My favourite part was definetely:

When it doesn't, he glances around him briefly in confusion, and then bobs on the balls of his feet, and gives Arthur a quick smile. "And here I am. Hello."

*Sigh*

Oh, Merlin... ♥

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[sheneya]

Hee, loved it.

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[lamardeuse]

Ahahahaha, this is awesome. :)

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[chance4shadows]

I couldn't stop laughing!!! this was hysterical!! they should make a script for an episode out of this ^_-

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[anonymous]

hahaha this was hilarious! loved it! esp. the last lines "why didn't you /say/?" and then Arthur kicks him in the shin LOL

[gabbyluv23]

One of the cutest and funniest Merlin fics I've ever read. Love it!