To: Headmasterabigail_salixJanuary 6 2007, 01:38:13 UTC
Dumbledore,
You might remember me from when I was a student at Hogwarts. My name is Abigail Salix. When I attended your school, I was taught in an environment of discipline and structure. There were no murders, break ins or attacks. You did a fine job back then.
I don't know why this has changed, but it has.
My daughter Hannah Salix is a fifth year Ravenclaw. She has a lot of potential, but needs guidance and discipline. At the age of 16, she's very impressionable. I'm concerned for her safety and well-being, but also that she isn't in a proper environment.
I've heard rumours of drinking and drugs as well as sexual promiscuity. I don't know how much of it is true, and I know that kids are kids, but that's still unacceptable.
I'd like to hear what you plan to do about what has happened with Hogwarts. It's practically a harem now. I'm in the right mind to pull my girl out of school and teach her at home. Now, I know that Hogwarts has reputable teachers and and excellent curriculum, but enough is enough.
I thought you should know that there is a fifth year named Boyko who has reportedly tied up another girl in our class. It really worries me that someone like this is in our school and getting away with such things, especially with everything else that has been happening this year.
How are we to feel safe at school when we're forced to attend classes with such a person?
It has come to my attention, as well as the attention of a colleague of mine, that a fashion disaster waiting to happen is safely nestled within the walls of your institute. Like a ticking time bomb, or something of an equally destructive nature, one Dominic Bertrade has taken to wearing plaid sleepwear that will surely put Hogwarts to shame once he has graduated and moved on to inhabit the world. Our question to you is: How comfortable do you feel setting that young man out into the world as an ambassador for Hogwarts, wearing those pants?
Your concerned students, Anora Bertrade and Hannah Salix
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You might remember me from when I was a student at Hogwarts. My name is Abigail Salix. When I attended your school, I was taught in an environment of discipline and structure. There were no murders, break ins or attacks. You did a fine job back then.
I don't know why this has changed, but it has.
My daughter Hannah Salix is a fifth year Ravenclaw. She has a lot of potential, but needs guidance and discipline. At the age of 16, she's very impressionable. I'm concerned for her safety and well-being, but also that she isn't in a proper environment.
I've heard rumours of drinking and drugs as well as sexual promiscuity. I don't know how much of it is true, and I know that kids are kids, but that's still unacceptable.
I'd like to hear what you plan to do about what has happened with Hogwarts. It's practically a harem now. I'm in the right mind to pull my girl out of school and teach her at home. Now, I know that Hogwarts has reputable teachers and and excellent curriculum, but enough is enough.
-Abigail
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Can you please do something about my mother? I think she's messing up the school and needs to go ASAP.
Sincerely,
Colin T. Mayfield, former Head Boy
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I thought you should know that there is a fifth year named Boyko who has reportedly tied up another girl in our class. It really worries me that someone like this is in our school and getting away with such things, especially with everything else that has been happening this year.
How are we to feel safe at school when we're forced to attend classes with such a person?
Yours very sincerely,
Gabriella Richards
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It has come to my attention, as well as the attention of a colleague of mine, that a fashion disaster waiting to happen is safely nestled within the walls of your institute. Like a ticking time bomb, or something of an equally destructive nature, one Dominic Bertrade has taken to wearing plaid sleepwear that will surely put Hogwarts to shame once he has graduated and moved on to inhabit the world. Our question to you is: How comfortable do you feel setting that young man out into the world as an ambassador for Hogwarts, wearing those pants?
Your concerned students,
Anora Bertrade and Hannah Salix
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