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[npc_kun]

Hey!

HEY EDENSPHERE, LISTEN UP!

So, Captain Stoneface has been complaining talking about getting a Watch House since, like, around when we built our jail right? But whenever I suggest totally awesome ideas like, I dunno, making a really sexy calendar of the watchwomen and watchmen he just glares at me turns me down

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[crowsloveapples]

I like cookies! I want to help too!

[npc_kun]

Great! We can use all the help we can get!

[crowsloveapples]

Sugoi!

[hisbutler_bound]

[Oh. Someone really hates you. Stop cutting into his business! He writes very slowly, making the letters seem unforced]

A bake sale. Do you need any help preparing said items?

[npc_kun]

Sure! The more the merrier!

[hisbutler_bound]

As you wish. A Watch House is a good idea. It helps keep everyone together in one spot.

[npc_kun]

You're right! It fosters, like, community and stuff. Thanks for your help!

[grab_my_bells]

Shame you went with cookies. I was looking forward to a calendar like that...

[npc_kun]

Yeah, I thought it was a brilliant idea! But then Captain Stoneface went all red, and... well, he didn't think it was so terrific.

[grab_my_bells]

He's just an...easily embarrassed prude. I suppose that's a good trait in a lawman.

Who made the cookies?

[npc_kun]

Uh... I will, I guess. And other Watchmen? You wanna help?

[song_of_fayth]

Would it be too late to help out?

[npc_kun]

Not at all! Come one, come all!

[stonyfaced]

I suppose it's all right, provided you're careful not to accidentally poison anybody.

[npc_kun]

I won't let you down, sir! You should attend for morale!