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[npc_kun]

You're all fools. FOOLS I TELL YOU.

The signs are everywhere, all around, but I'm the only on who's figured it out. I'm the only one who knows...

It's all the work of...

ALIENS!!!

That's right, disgusting, squishy little creatures from another world. You've all been abducted and this is all one big experiment. Watch your bums, you gonna get

Comments

[bloody_pens]

OK, 7/10. This was mildly entertaining.

Will they probe us?

[marrymarajade]

Everyone's an alien to someone. The same with disgusting.

[lingeringlegacy]

This post reminds me of that person who once wrote Aim was pregnant.

[interveningly]

What evidence do you have to support this hypothesis?