Weak sauce, Carrie. Weak. Sauce.

[npgmaverick]

Carrie Underwood apologizes for off-color joke

Carrie Underwood says she is mortified after making a risque joke aimed at Matthew McConaughey at Sunday's ACMAs

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[kenobi]

"really? lucky? Cause I've seen your movies"

"I'm so nervous, I used to masterbate to you in the wedding planner."

[hybrid_xisha]

I...I WOULD say something amusing, but I'm still too mind-blown over that statement being considered at all "risque" to come up with anything intelligible. =O_o=

[stop_no_dont]

Alright, I'm in.

* "Not many people know this, but Matthew and I were in a film once: 'A Time To Drill.'"

* "I wanted to have my boyfriend up here with us, but he says I've already had too many men in the penalty box."

* "So whose boots were you wearing when you got 'Failure To Launch,' Vanilla Ice?"

[crazeddrscott]

"I once got lucky with George Strait's boots as well. Thankfully they had a pretty long and thick heel."

"Matthew, if you think you got lucky before, wait till you see what happens with my strap on!"

"Why the hell are you presenting at the ACMA's? Was it because you play the bongos naked? Wait a second, I gotta go rub one out now."

"I don't think it was the boots, Matthew, it was your wang. Mmmmmm, McConaughey Wang."

[npgmaverick]

"I once got lucky with George Strait's boots as well. Thankfully they had a pretty long and thick heel."

LOLZ!!!!

[thepnutgallery]

Honestly, yours is the absolute best, but what the hey.

"I remember those boots, too, Matt. I mean, it was just an hour ago."