So I forgot this in my previous entry. So while at the penguin game I got nuts from the Nutty Bavarian. The Nutty Bavarian is a stand that takes almonds and coats them in cinnamon sugar and serves them warm in a paper sack. So I'm sitting with my mom and I say "Would you like a treat from my salty nut sack?". She didn't get. Actually good thing I

Let it be known that yesterday, Tuesday October 24th, I drove past the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile at 1:27P.M. while driving southbound on 279. I would like to thank Biggie and Tupac, for without their hits "Hypontize" and "I Wonder if Heaven Has A Ghetto" I don't think I would have been properly inspired to drive past the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile at ( Read more... )

Fuck Cranium. That's all.

I had to write that I just saw a wonderful commercial for TGI Fridays. This girl says what made you guys fry green beans.....what are you going to do next hold air hostage?......best commercial ever.

So at work I had a no-hitter. That means I made it through a whole shift without having to do any work. I played a lot of videogames and watched porn. I was the 2 games of madden I played with my coworkers and I ate a crapload of chinese food.

I haven't posted in a while so here goes. On saturday at work I totalled an ambulance. It sucked. I was going through an intersection and a Chevy Tracker T-boned me in the drivers side door. I hurt my pinky finger. The driver of the Tracker had really big boobies and was hot and unhurt. So needless to say I'm a touch gunshy flying through ( Read more... )

So I good gamed Jonathan (not the one I'm mentally destroying) and it was pretty funny. His response was "it wasn't the smack on the ass that freaked me out but the fact that I was startled". I laughed hard and the walk up the stairs was just a tad uncomfortable. Also Kaitlin...I have made you copies of the first two seasons of Grey's Anatomy...I ( Read more... )

So I am work and I just went on a call that was supposed to be an overdose. It was a drunk chick and she punched me in the junk. If I could go back in time I'd punch her in the cooter.

So I'm sitting here at work and I realized something. My friends all say I am the mean one and I always try to start trouble. It is just not true. I'm the good and nice one. They are all mean. That said...I ate bad pizza and played a lot of Katamari Damacy. I lost at Madden and I picked up a moose. I also set a Guiness world record in egg stacking ( Read more... )

So tonight I learned a couple things. Kaitlin is full of hate and she is not afraid to use it. She does have one of the most kickass phones I have ever seen. I plan to distract her with some tricky slight of hand and take it. Second I was in the zone at Dr. Mario MD. I was pulling off doubles and trifectas on my way to victory. My brain however ( Read more... )