Forgive him Jesus, for he has sinned...

Jan 06, 2005 15:01

Alright, we all love Gabe, that's a given. So if you're reading this, I feel the need to share your awesomeness with the rest of the world:


(Han and Sara I. are playing lovely songs on piano while Donna, Sara S., Sammee, Sammi and I attempt to sing. Gabe is waiting around for some reason and begins to sing what he thinks is Carmen. If you wern't in chorus last year or you don't know how it sounds, it's a famous opera in French and you'd definately recognize it if you heard it)

Gabe: (singing) "Menage Trois!" (i'm not sure how to spell it, but we all know it means "threesome" in french...well, all of us except Gabe)

Me: (shocked to hear this coming from Gabe) Um, Gabe? Do you know what you're singing?...

Gabe: Yeah, we sang it last year in chorus, remember?

Me: Um...(continue to look confused) Um...I think you may be mistaken. What you're saying means...um...well it means something dirty...

Gabe: What are you talking about? What does it mean? Me: Well, I think you're trying to say "Prend garde a toi" which of course means "beware" or "take care", but what you're saying...

Gabe: Oh! Oh gosh you're right, it was "prend garde a toi". Wait, so what was I saying?

Me: Um, let's just say it's something dirty

Gabe: (asking sammi L.) What does "menage trois" mean?

Sammi: "Menage trois" is a threesome.

(i'm half laughing and half amazed that he didn't realize what he was saying)

Gabe: Oh wow! Haha! I didn't even realize that. (is amused at the expression on my face, leaves chorus room puzzled)

HAPPY SNOW DAY!!!

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