Florissant sounds like my kind of town

Jul 31, 2004 09:03

Donkey elected mayor of Florissant, Colorado.

Considering the quality of our own mayor here in West Orange, perhaps we should ask the good people of Florissant if they'd lend out Paco Bell. Alternatively, when selecting retirement destinations, Florissant should move up the list. I wonder if they have gentlemen's clubs nearby. :-)

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alladinsane July 31 2004, 06:10:31 UTC
Or have him in reserve to step in to replace a losing Democrat just before the election...wonder if they'll use the Lautenberg trick if Kerry doesnt get going in late October?

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nsingman July 31 2004, 06:11:49 UTC
Great idea! And unlike Lautenberg, Paco Bell is actually alive. Now there's a donkey I could support for president! :-)

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pasticcio July 31 2004, 07:25:16 UTC
Hahha ... I'm sure there are lots of cities all over North America who could use a mayor like Paco around.

Did you read the story about the nacho-cheese covered naked guy?
Mannnnn, some people just know how to party ... lol

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nsingman July 31 2004, 09:05:05 UTC
I didn't hear about it. Thanks! And thank you, Google (I still won't buy any shares at $135 a pop, though):

Cops Nab Nacho Cheese-Covered Naked Man

The moral is clearly to avoid getting drunk, Angela. :-)

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tuatha242 July 31 2004, 09:58:05 UTC
It's pretty amazing that he could make himself that messy.Poor cops, it must be so much fun to drag a stinky cheese covered man into your car!!

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nsingman August 1 2004, 10:30:42 UTC
Ah, the Stinky Cheese Man. I think I liked that story more than the kids did. :-)

However, your point is well taken. I sympathize with those police, and whoever had to clean their car!

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m0usegrrl July 31 2004, 11:13:01 UTC
i've been to Florissant -- it's a little old former mining town near Cripple Creek, about 15 miles or so into the Rocky Mountain behind Colorado Springs. and i'm not surprised they elected a donkey mayor. puts a whole new spin on "yellow-dog Democrat", doesn't it? =)

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nsingman August 1 2004, 10:32:07 UTC
And the phrase "party animal," too. :-)

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cellio July 31 2004, 19:24:35 UTC
That would be a major improvement over our current mayor (Pittsburgh)... does he have a cousin or something? :-)

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nsingman August 1 2004, 10:32:38 UTC
Maybe if we get Bill Cowher to leave the Steelers and become mayor, it would be win-win! :-)

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