Just a FYI for all you little tuners out there, a Honda Civic is not a race car. No matter how much body molding and neons you put on it, that still doesn't make it fast.

I love how generic most girls are. "ooo i love my boyfriend even though he treats me like shit so I bitch about it to everyone!" No one feels sorry for you. You can make decisions on your own, if you don't like the way he treats you then break up with him. It isn't a tough concept.

I almost updated about my day yesterday, then I realized people all over the world probably did about the same thing yesterday so I decided not to.

Yesterday I went to Elliots and met his twin sister for the first time. My first impression was fuckin hottest girl ever. She had a pretty face, awesome boobs, everything. Unfortunantly, I don't think a bitch slapping across state lines could save this girl. She was the biggest bitch I have ever met. I wonder how Elliot keeps from commiting suicide ( Read more... )

I've noticed a scary trend develop. My last 3 girlfriends all have silver Grand AM SE's. I know two of them are 2000's to. Creepy...

Yesterday Sarah told me she didn't have any plans for the night. She'll be moving to North Carolina in a month. So I told her to come see me on my lunch at seven. Seven rolls by.....seven thirty rolls by..... eight oclock.... So I finally get fed up and just took my lunch.

Don't fucking say you'll do somthing then not do it.

Sciacca: "Hey dude, I think it went out ( Read more... )

Wow so yesterday was the first day I could legally drive my car. I reset the trip odometer before I left, and then when I got home it read 111.6 miles! I think I drove about everywhere yesterday. I love that car!

Today I got up and thought, hmm I feel like buying a new car. So I did.
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"How can you eat that?! It looks like abortion!"

--Augusta on cupcakes with red frosting