Bitchfest about how poor and stupid I am...

[ntensity]

So I want to start off with an apology to anyone in the LJ world who reads this journal, b/c it's pretty depressing.  For the record, I am a happy person, I just never feel the need to write when I'm happy, mostly b/c I'm out being happy and not sitting home alone being miserable and overthinking everything until I'm even more depressed. So there's

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[cynthtastic]

When I was in training for my last job, there was an arrogant, smug prick-bastard in my training class. He was such a miserable, privileged son of a bitch. I wanted to knock his motherfucking teeth down his throat every time I looked at his stupid, ugly, privileged face! He proudly told us some fucking story about going 120 mph on his motorcycle and trying to outrun the cop tailing him. Turned out to be his neighbor, who only lectured him, and he talked about THE FUCKING LECTURE like it was worse than jail and how we don't even know what it's like to be him

[ntensity]

yea I would skin and burn that guy too. Booooo to everyone but the Milone/Malones! hahaha (and Madwatkins, and I want to say Spencer but his name doesn't go with the little M theme we have going on...Mencer? nah it doesn't work...forget him, when we get married he can take my name!) holla!

[cynthtastic]

Oh, hey! Do this at your wedding! :) My friend posted it on FB. She doesn't know the people (neither do I), but I respect how they made the boring part fun without even being exceptionally good dancers. Hooray!

[ntensity]

hahahahaha that is hysterical my friend posted it on FB yesterday and I laughed my ass off- although it did piss me off bc they were pretty much all horrible dancers - I was expecting at least the bride to bust out and be a great dancer, you know!? hahaha but that's just the snotty dancer inside me :-P boo