Jon Stewart is Aware That He is Short, PG-13
Title: Jon Stewart is Aware That He is Short
Series: TDS, TCR
Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG-13 (Language)
Author: ntjnke
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Many thanks to sailorptah who first helped me crack the font code! Also, this fic is not beta'd, so any mistakes are my own.
Summary: The people at TDS love to write comedy.
On a lonely cork board in the TDS offices...
9.9.08, 8:10am
9.9.08, 9:21am
9.9.09, 11:22am
9.9.08, 11:53pm
9.9.08, 1:22pm
9.9.08, 2:11pm
9.9.08, 2:35pm
9.9.08, 3:02pm
9.09.08, 4:03pm
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 6:29 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: (Empty)
Stephen, that wasn’t helpful.
From: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 6:41PM
To: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: (Empty)
No, but it was funny. Tis not my fault if you cannot control your own kingdom.
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 7:15 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: (Empty)
I don’t have a kingdom. And when the hell did you have time to come over and post to the board?!
From: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 7:25 PM
To: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: (Empty)
I move in mysterious ways, Jon. Mysterious ways. Are you making dinner tonight?
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 7:29 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re:(Empty)
You said we were having takeout.
9.10.08, 7:55am
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/10/08 1:45 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: About the Donde Script…
Fucker. Fucker, fucker, fucker.
No pancakes for you!
From: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 2:30 PM
To: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: About that Donde Script….
There’s always the story about the giant squeaky teddy bear…..
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/10/08 3:15 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: About the Donde Script…
Strawberries or blueberries?
9.10.09, 4:11pm
9.10.08, 6:00pm
9.10.08, 8:05pm
“You know you only made it worse, right?”
“I will pretend with complete sincerity that I don’t know what you’re referring to.”
“They’ve moved on to short people sex positions.”
Stephen nodded, and continued with loading the perfect ratio of pancake to strawberry onto his fork.
“Wonder who gave them that idea? Do we have any bananas?”
THE END!!
Series: TDS, TCR
Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG-13 (Language)
Author: ntjnke
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Many thanks to sailorptah who first helped me crack the font code! Also, this fic is not beta'd, so any mistakes are my own.
Summary: The people at TDS love to write comedy.
On a lonely cork board in the TDS offices...
9.9.08, 8:10am
9.9.08, 9:21am
9.9.09, 11:22am
9.9.08, 11:53pm
9.9.08, 1:22pm
9.9.08, 2:11pm
9.9.08, 2:35pm
9.9.08, 3:02pm
9.09.08, 4:03pm
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 6:29 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: (Empty)
Stephen, that wasn’t helpful.
From: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 6:41PM
To: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: (Empty)
No, but it was funny. Tis not my fault if you cannot control your own kingdom.
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 7:15 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: (Empty)
I don’t have a kingdom. And when the hell did you have time to come over and post to the board?!
From: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 7:25 PM
To: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: (Empty)
I move in mysterious ways, Jon. Mysterious ways. Are you making dinner tonight?
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 7:29 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re:(Empty)
You said we were having takeout.
9.10.08, 7:55am
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/10/08 1:45 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: About the Donde Script…
Fucker. Fucker, fucker, fucker.
No pancakes for you!
From: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Sent: Sun 9/09/08 2:30 PM
To: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: About that Donde Script….
There’s always the story about the giant squeaky teddy bear…..
From: Jon Stewart (stewbear@yahoo.com)
Sent: Sun 9/10/08 3:15 PM
To: Stephen Colbert (shykindahotness@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: About the Donde Script…
Strawberries or blueberries?
9.10.09, 4:11pm
9.10.08, 6:00pm
9.10.08, 8:05pm
“You know you only made it worse, right?”
“I will pretend with complete sincerity that I don’t know what you’re referring to.”
“They’ve moved on to short people sex positions.”
Stephen nodded, and continued with loading the perfect ratio of pancake to strawberry onto his fork.
“Wonder who gave them that idea? Do we have any bananas?”
THE END!!