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[ntrlbrnkiller]

So, do I got permission to shoot these fucks or what?

Cuz if I do, that ain't no fun, I'm staying inside.

Unless anyone needs me to go kill a goddamn pig or some weird shit like that.

Comments

[highcost_living]

I don't think this is fun for anyone in any circumstance.

Thanks for asking.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Well, yeah, that's the point. It's fun for the one with the gun (that'd be me) and not fun for anyone with no gun.

[highcost_living]

You forgot about bullets. Those tend to run out.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Of course, and that's where the hunting knife comes in.

[ofmyderriere]

This made me laugh really hard, which may or may not make me kind of a sociopath.

...yeah, that's all I got.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Sociopath ain't that bad, y'know. a lot of 'em end up in business.

Now if you were a psychopath, then you can worry.

[ofmyderriere]

That's why my daddy told me never fuck a businessman. They're freaks, rumour has it. (He might've said it differently than that.)

I'm not reeeeally worried either way.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

They got lots of money, though.

I wouldn't be. Heck, even I wasn't diagnosed with any actual disorder other than 'sick fuck'.