ntrlbrnkiller
Nov 27, 2008 17:00
I'm thankful for drugs.
I'm thankful for the fact that the score is tied between me and Elle, even though I'd be more thankful to be winning.
I'm thankful that Cori owes me a drink.
I'm thankful that the police force back home was too dumb to catch me for a few weeks.
ntrlbrnkiller
Nov 23, 2008 23:03
Dear Ms. bitch Driver,
The score is 1-1. One-fuckin'-one, okay? No more making up numbers.
I know you're jealous you'll never be as awesome as me, but deal.
[ooc; Fourth wall is go~]
ntrlbrnkiller
Nov 13, 2008 18:37
Okay, so, about Tuesday.
It never happened.
Never.
Fucking.
Happened.
Also, Jaws:
1. You are a prick, give me the tape.
2. I...uh, have some bad news.
ntrlbrnkiller
Nov 11, 2008 00:06
So, you know what I just realized?
It's been a really, really long time since I hung out with
my best friend, Elle Driver!
And I'm usually good with keeping in touch, damn.
[ooc; cursed like woah]
ntrlbrnkiller
Oct 30, 2008 21:07
So, I need a costume I guess. Anyone have any ideas?
Elle, don't say 'a piece of shit', 'an asshole', or 'white trash'.
And don't respond to THAT comment with 'No, you're supposed to dress as something you're NOT'.
ntrlbrnkiller
Oct 20, 2008 00:02
In case you missed the race I'd just like to inform you all that
I BEAT ELLE DRIVER
in the Death Race. There was a lot less fucking death than the title would imply.
ntrlbrnkiller
Oct 09, 2008 23:54
Wow, it's fog. Real cause for alarm, man. You seriously telling me you fuckers ain't never seen fog before?
P.S. Cori: If I mention my wife a lot, and you put away a dime every time I do, does that mean you'll buy me stuff again? If so I'll start mentioning her a lot more.
ntrlbrnkiller
Sep 28, 2008 22:47
So, that curse yesterday. Probably the worst one so far. Thanks City, I didn't wanna share that. Hope you fuckin' sadists are pleased.
..an' that's me calling you a sadist here. That's pretty bad.
