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Title: Size
Author: michelle
Pairing: YamaChii
Genre: crack
Rating: G
Summary: Chinen and Ryutaro snaps a picture together and....ryutaro isn't so smart and neither is Yamada.
It was a Sunday afternoon and no Hey Say JUMP members had a schedule that day. That Sunday was the day that every Hey Say JUMP member got the chance to rest from their hectic, crazy, long any words that you can describe it, schedule. After rehearsing nonstop for the upcoming SUMMARY concert in Fall, Johnny san has now finally allowed Hey Say JUMP to rest.
That Sunday morning, a certain little boy crawled out from under his blanket and made his way to the restroom. After he finished freshening up, he exited out from the restroom and made his way to the living room. As he entered, he saw his lover sitting next to Daiki, discussing about something that…he’s sure to himself he didn’t care for. Inoo and Yabu were both in the kitchen preparing breakfast for their little munchkins excluding Yuto since Yuto is much taller than Yabu.
Yabu looked up from the sink and saw Chinen standing there, he smiled and walked up to the little man and ruffled his hair. “Good morning Chii” he greeted him, Chinen looked up and smiled back greeting Yabu. He then made his way to a certain boy, whom was sitting on the couch very much concentrated on his game. Chinen smiled and made his way to the younger boy and sat down next to him. The younger boy peeked to his right side and then went back to his game, Chinen sat there…silently and watched.
“Neh Ryu chan”
“Hm?” Ryutaro answered without looking away from the small screen in front of him, “lets take a picture with my camera”
“Uh…why?” he asked again, “because…I say so” Chinen answered him with a smile on his face, “not now Chii, I’m still…ah shit I just died” Ryutaro cussed and placed his Nintendo DS down on his lap, “don’t you have enough picture of you and I in your phone?”
Chinen nodded, “then why?”
“Oh c’mon, it’s only a picture and it won’t hurt to take a picture with me…right?” Ryutaro sighed, “fine fine” he sat up in a more comfortable position, Chinen pulled his phone out from his butt pocket and opened it. After pulling up the camera in his phone, he shut the top part so that he can see the screen. “Okay in three Ryu chan…1…2…3” Ryutaro made a funny face with his mouth opened wide and Chinen hand his fingers up with his pointer finger and thumb separated from each other, and the rest of his fingers closed in a fist. Chinen opened his cellphone and laughed at the picture, “you’re funny Ryu chan” he said.
“Say Chii”
“Yeah?”
“In that picture, are you trying to tell us that your penis size is only that big therefore Yama chan is the one that tops and sticks his manhood in you? Because you know, that’s pretty small for a teenager like you.” Ryutaro said, the room fell silent, Yamada and Daiki stopped talking, Takaki looked up from his magazine, Keito and Yuto both shook their head and Hikaru tried to suppress his laughter. Chinen looked at Ryutaro with a death glare on his face, Ryutaro shrunk in his seat and gulped.
“I am forever….dead” he thought in his mind, his face went pale. “Guys!” Yabu shouted and stuck his head out from the kitchen; “breakfast is ready” he told the group of silent boys. Ryutaro took his chance to escape from Chinen’s death glare and ran to the breakfast room. Yamada slowly got up from the sofa and walked up behind his lover and snaked his arms around Chinen’s waist.
“Don’t be mad Chii…after all, what Ryu chan said is true” Chinen turned around and smacked Yamada on the head, knocking him onto the sofa and walked off. Daiki walked up to his friend and shook his head then kicked him on the ankle, “smart move…idiot” he snickered and ran to catch up with Chinen and slung an arm around Chinen’s shoulder. Yamada got up from the sofa and rubbed his head, “what? It’s true!”
“YOU’RE SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM TONIGHT!” was all that Chinen answered back.
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Author: michelle
Pairing: YamaChii
Genre: crack
Rating: G
Summary: Chinen and Ryutaro snaps a picture together and....ryutaro isn't so smart and neither is Yamada.
It was a Sunday afternoon and no Hey Say JUMP members had a schedule that day. That Sunday was the day that every Hey Say JUMP member got the chance to rest from their hectic, crazy, long any words that you can describe it, schedule. After rehearsing nonstop for the upcoming SUMMARY concert in Fall, Johnny san has now finally allowed Hey Say JUMP to rest.
That Sunday morning, a certain little boy crawled out from under his blanket and made his way to the restroom. After he finished freshening up, he exited out from the restroom and made his way to the living room. As he entered, he saw his lover sitting next to Daiki, discussing about something that…he’s sure to himself he didn’t care for. Inoo and Yabu were both in the kitchen preparing breakfast for their little munchkins excluding Yuto since Yuto is much taller than Yabu.
Yabu looked up from the sink and saw Chinen standing there, he smiled and walked up to the little man and ruffled his hair. “Good morning Chii” he greeted him, Chinen looked up and smiled back greeting Yabu. He then made his way to a certain boy, whom was sitting on the couch very much concentrated on his game. Chinen smiled and made his way to the younger boy and sat down next to him. The younger boy peeked to his right side and then went back to his game, Chinen sat there…silently and watched.
“Neh Ryu chan”
“Hm?” Ryutaro answered without looking away from the small screen in front of him, “lets take a picture with my camera”
“Uh…why?” he asked again, “because…I say so” Chinen answered him with a smile on his face, “not now Chii, I’m still…ah shit I just died” Ryutaro cussed and placed his Nintendo DS down on his lap, “don’t you have enough picture of you and I in your phone?”
Chinen nodded, “then why?”
“Oh c’mon, it’s only a picture and it won’t hurt to take a picture with me…right?” Ryutaro sighed, “fine fine” he sat up in a more comfortable position, Chinen pulled his phone out from his butt pocket and opened it. After pulling up the camera in his phone, he shut the top part so that he can see the screen. “Okay in three Ryu chan…1…2…3” Ryutaro made a funny face with his mouth opened wide and Chinen hand his fingers up with his pointer finger and thumb separated from each other, and the rest of his fingers closed in a fist. Chinen opened his cellphone and laughed at the picture, “you’re funny Ryu chan” he said.
“Say Chii”
“Yeah?”
“In that picture, are you trying to tell us that your penis size is only that big therefore Yama chan is the one that tops and sticks his manhood in you? Because you know, that’s pretty small for a teenager like you.” Ryutaro said, the room fell silent, Yamada and Daiki stopped talking, Takaki looked up from his magazine, Keito and Yuto both shook their head and Hikaru tried to suppress his laughter. Chinen looked at Ryutaro with a death glare on his face, Ryutaro shrunk in his seat and gulped.
“I am forever….dead” he thought in his mind, his face went pale. “Guys!” Yabu shouted and stuck his head out from the kitchen; “breakfast is ready” he told the group of silent boys. Ryutaro took his chance to escape from Chinen’s death glare and ran to the breakfast room. Yamada slowly got up from the sofa and walked up behind his lover and snaked his arms around Chinen’s waist.
“Don’t be mad Chii…after all, what Ryu chan said is true” Chinen turned around and smacked Yamada on the head, knocking him onto the sofa and walked off. Daiki walked up to his friend and shook his head then kicked him on the ankle, “smart move…idiot” he snickered and ran to catch up with Chinen and slung an arm around Chinen’s shoulder. Yamada got up from the sofa and rubbed his head, “what? It’s true!”
“YOU’RE SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM TONIGHT!” was all that Chinen answered back.
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