A tornado touched down in London just a mile north of where I went to school!
Six hurt as tornado hits street
In pictures: Tornado hits London
Who's up for a disaster relief trip? Anyone?

Oh my goodness. It gets better! I think this e-mail was sent to me based on my previously-expressed interest in 1980s-themed graphic design and dadaesque prose:
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I love spam! Here's a classic:

From: "marginally"
To: xxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Subject: retard American dream
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:21:31 +0200


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...Go, Paul, go!!!

"I wish Mills would just hop off."

Anna Shanks, Splash News Online, November 16, 2006


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( Self-Portraits Chronicle a Descent Into Alzheimer’s )

Yesterday I attended my evening class, expecting a typical three-hour discourse on English limning and emblem books. Little did I know that the excitement would occur right there in our seminar room ( Read more... )

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Put your music player on shuffle.

Press forward for each question.

Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!

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Sure, this is appropriate for my career aspirations, but grant writing is so boring that they couldn't even find a cool picture for it!

Grant Writer
You scored 34 Ambition, 44 Eccentricty, 66 Artsiness and 57 Humility! You are creative, goal oriented and able to communicate effectively. Although you are creative when it comes to getting ( Read more... )

MacBook nano et al.