WTF?

[nu_purple_eagle]

Mallory (begins brushing teeth)
UPS Man (knocks on door)
Mallory (opens the door)
UPS Man (hands sign-box): Are you 21?
Mallory (still with toothbrush in mouth): Yes
UPS Man: Hmm... can I see your ID?
Mallory (still with toothbrush in mouth): Uhh... sure.

Seriously. I got ID'ed by a UPS guy? I barely get ID'ed in bars. And yes, I am 21. But I'm pretty

Comments

[penguins_n_lime]

So, was there at least something good in the package? haha :)

[lostinadream86]

you sure it was a delivery man and not a stripper? someone could have paid him to "entertain" you and he just wanted to make sure you were over the legal age before the show. hahahaha. hope you dont read this anymore :p