I want a job writing the funnies for the BBC.

[nuanda77]

It's great to be paid to write stuff like this:

Ferrero accused in hazelnut fraud

The case at the court is indeed against Ferrero, the company behind Ferrero Rocher chocolates as well as Nutella spread and Tic-tacs.

But there is no challenge to the quality of the confectionery.

Seven years after the event, a fraud case involving two major banks,

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[winstontlchow]

Good god that made me laugh. Now I got the damn Augustus Gloop song in my head. *dances like the Oompa Loompas*