RUB SOME TUSSIN ON IT! i would have to say that ,that shit did make my day .....and will make my new years when i chug it,pass out,then wake up next to a homeless man(with six toes and particulary long nose hairs) under a bridge!He will then tell me last night was great and ask me to marry him and move in to his 10by10 bachlor pad! Complete with ( Read more... )

CAINT Wait till the 26th...........kwanza ( Read more... )

shopping makes you feel like you had sex for 15 days straight!exhausted yet satisfied! Almost all finished now!I need do my reviews, but id rather have an ostrich eat me alive, shit me out and then peck out my eyeballs ! So .......I wish i were a california raisin......they always look so happy ( Read more... )

HmMmMhMmHhMmHmHmHmMhMhM..............(i havent writin in a while ........i think i will .....by the way thanksgiving with my semi-disfunctional faimly was bitter sweet ; ) highlight might of been when my mom and brother both pulled down their pants and shook their asses(blackstyle),and continued to ask me to see whos ass could shake is blacker ( Read more... )

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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a ( Read more... )

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty ( Read more... )

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Ok so i try to condone my dad's comments about me being fat.....but its starting to get on my nerves!!!!!!!!!!He likes to tell me when he thinks im eating to much.....saying shit like "all you do is eat" and shit like that............that shit dont feel good when number one YOUR REALLY INSUCURE(sorry bout the spellin to lazy to spell check to dumb ( Read more... )

anyways ......school (gay) MIX IT UP! dress rehersals(gayer)didnt know ma lines and neither did anyone else .....an ugly ass boy wearin an ugly ass leather jacket talkin to me like I was A dumbass(gayest)....makin a 90 on my chem. quiz (nubian) Me and molly talkin in the car until 6:00(nubianer) Scott Peterson GUILTY (nubianest).....SCOTT PETERSON ( Read more... )