Just a funny quote... good for a Monday

[nublaii]

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

Comments

[solsistr3]

...so what did happen to the flea?

[nublaii]

According to one of the books of the Pentateuch (the thrid I believe), the flea had a huge offspring and lived many many years, because she didn't look back and believed in the Word of the Lord.

[solsistr3]

Are you sure is was a flea and not The Fly?

[teka]

Was the salt iodized? Was it kosher? Your story leaves out too many details!