Laundry Day is Fun For Everyone

[nuclear_volante]

Every time I think in my head that "I got dumped for a fat chick," I can't help but laugh. It's not even an insult to me because when comparing yours truly to a Hungry Hungry Hippo with more than two teeth, it just has to make one feel pretty goddamn good, doesn't it? Even Tony Curtis at his current state is more attractive than a hippopotamus;

Comments

[thelonelygoat]

I don't know man. With all that bird shit on her back....that's kinda hot the more I look at it.

[nuclear_volante]

haaaahahahahaha