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Gristle McThornBody
I swear - if I stay in this house for one more day, I will become paler than Dracula's ass. All I do is lock myself up in my room, stock up my nightstand with two days' worth of food, sit in my fold-up chair, then just eat and watch shit on TV all day. Very rarely would I sit up to then sit in another chair to do shit on the internet and perhaps ( Read more... ) -
Thick McRunFast
Jesus fucking Christ, why do I subject myself to such utter atrocities when it comes to movies? I have so many in my own collection that I have yet to pop into the DVD player, but to be quite honest, I am too lazy to even do that. I mean, once you have the urge to watch something, shouldn't it be right there and happen right at that moment, to be ( Read more... ) -
Paul Reiser is NOT Funny
I want my car back, REALLY badly. The desire to go for a drive and smoke a cigarette is excruciating. I just feel like stomping around in my basement all by my Hulk self and start screaming as my skin turns purple and my pants turn green for some reason. I would also like to drive myself to work without bothering anyone. Is it that hard?
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Punch Rockgroin
I just watched an episode of Justice League Unlimited and damn, is that a horrible show! As a youngster, I had watched Justice League and I vaguely remember just mildly enjoying it. An even further and more faint memory lies in the back of my mind of trying to watch one episode of Justice League Unlimited in my early teen years and not being able ( Read more... ) -
Mr. Weed
So, after two days of being an absolute unprogressive, car-less hermit held captive in my own household, I've finally got plans tomorrow! Yeah, it really doesn't sound like much, but when you've been at home doing nothing for what feels like two weeks, you would know what I mean. And true, having plans for just one day isn't saying much in the long ( Read more... ) -
Carol Alt's Polident Commercial
It really is true. The older I get, the less Christmas presents I get. To be honest, I don't really give a shit about that, and all I genuinely want in life is stability, where I am not at. But then again, reaching stability at age 19 and then for the rest of your life - you won't have the chance to really enjoy the smoothness when you're older. If ( Read more... ) -
Betel Nuts
I would have to go and say, that the farther I look back at old entries, the more and more I would have to disagree with many of the things I say when comparing with the present. Just thought that I would make that clear. For example:
Shit That I Don't Like (now)
1. Starbucks
2. clove cigarettes
Shit that I Do Like (now)
1. Planet of the Apes
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Joan Crawford is a Bitch
5. Twinkie
An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.
Kevin is such a twinkie, he sucks at math and listens to Slayer.
Hahaha look, that's me!
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I Cleaned the Soap Bottle
Am I the only one who cared the least about Halloween? That is really quite ironic, considering how much of a goddamn horror movie buff I am. But then again, just because you like scary movies doesn't mean that also transcends over to enjoying dressing up as something other than yourself for a day and single-handedly be the sole perpetrator for the ( Read more... )
